This one's been around, but it's so funny, I have to post it!

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<Courtesy of Alan's Hum-o-rama humorama.com>

A FARMER'S DIVORCE

A farmer walked into an attorney's office to file for a divorce.
The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said, "Yea, I
want to get one of them there dayvorces." The attorney
asked, "Do you have any grounds?" to which the farmer
replied, "Yea, I got about 140 acres."

The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, do you have a case?"
The farmer answered, "No, I've got a John Deere." The attorney,
a bit exasperated, said, "You still don't understand, I mean do
you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yea, I've got me a grudge,
that's where I park my John Deere." He attorney said, "No sir, I
mean do you have a suit?" "Yes sir," replied the farmer, "I got
a blue suit; I wear it to church on Sundays."

"Well, sir," asked the lawyer, "does your wife beat you up or
anything?" "No sir," said the farmer, "we both get up at 4:30 in
the morning." The attorney then asked, "Well, is she a nagger or
anything?" The farmer said, "No Sir, she's a little white gal,
but our last child was a nagger, and that's why I want this here
dayvorce!"